wanna hear a retarded lame joke??my sis told me this:
A doughnut and a sausage fell into a river
wakakaka
funny rite....
ANYWAY
she told me another story
here goes:
One day, Bob went fishing in a lake which was believed to be haunted
he saw a beautiful girl named Mary
they started to date
then on the 21st day
mary invited Bob to her house
she asked him to come at 12:00 midnight
Bob refused as her house was in the middle of the woods
He said "You crazy argh??!!"
then Mary said he could come in the morning but before the sun rise
so Bob went to her house at 5am
when he knocked on the door
an old lady came out
Bob asked for Mary
but the old lady said that Mary died 21 years ago
Bob was scared so he went fishing again
guess what he found.......
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A SAUSAGE AND A DOUGHNUT!!!!
wakakakka
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