ReTaRdEd LaMe JoKe
wanna hear a retarded lame joke??my sis told me this:
A doughnut and a sausage fell into a river
wakakaka
funny rite....
ANYWAY
she told me another story
here goes:
One day, Bob went fishing in a lake which was believed to be haunted
he saw a beautiful girl named Mary
they started to date
then on the 21st day
mary invited Bob to her house
she asked him to come at 12:00 midnight
Bob refused as her house was in the middle of the woods
He said "You crazy argh??!!"
then Mary said he could come in the morning but before the sun rise
so Bob went to her house at 5am
when he knocked on the door
an old lady came out
Bob asked for Mary
but the old lady said that Mary died 21 years ago
Bob was scared so he went fishing again
guess what he found.......
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A SAUSAGE AND A DOUGHNUT!!!!
wakakakka
AY
OUT
BOB
10:18 PM
~Buka Puasa~
wait........I aint a malay
but who cares?
1MALAYSIA!!!
i had ice-cream for breakfast today =D
and had it again after lunch
hehe
ice-cream nice
anywayz
holidays are here
NO NOT IN MY HOUSE
but got no plans
OH CRAP
i forgot how to breathe!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHH
*searching on google*
search result:
If you are reading this, you already know how to breathe. But have you stopped to think about the best way to breathe? Learned breathing techniques, such as deep breathing, have been part of yoga and other practices for centuries. Breathing correctly is very important - not only to help you perform strenuous tasks, but to allow the lungs to fill up with air, aid in controlling the heart rate, and living . The benefits of proper breathing can assure you will not get pneumonia when you have a bad cough, by clearing the air passages to the lungs. Proper deep breathing also can assist you in relaxing before doing things that cause you to feel stress and nervousness. Here are instructions for a breathing exercise to help you improve your breathing.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
i do not know how to breathe!!!!!!
HELP!!!!
WAIT
i remember now
breathe with your butt
oh wait
that wrong
thats how to shit
THINK AY, THINK!!!
AH
breathe with ur nose
suck up the air
now blow it out
oh crap
there is air stuck in my lungs!!!
help!!!!!!!
BLOW!!
AH
NOW REPEAT
OKAY~
that was rely threatening
must keep a memo on how to breathe
well.... i'm off to eat ice-cream again!
tralala~~
MAN THAT WAS CREEPY
IT WAS LIKE MY SIS CAME INTO ME!
AY
OUT
BOB
6:13 AM
~~RECAP~~
okay....long time no blog
so let's see what i did during that time
1. went for manchester united game
2. had alot of trials
3. my toe became infected
4. din play football for 1 and a half months
5. started playing football again yesterday
6. got blister
7. reopened this blog
AY
OUT
BOB
5:19 AM
~~REVIVE~~
wheeeee~~~~~my blog just REVIVED
UPSR coming in like 17 days
dunno how i should feel
but i DO NOT feel nervous
so fun
maybe i'll do last minute studying
and then sleep during the exam XD
O.o
dinner is calling
bye bye
BOB
5:45 AM